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November 4, 2019

Using Your Imagination

During a simulated attack training exercise, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy. Bawling out orders, the sergeant notices that one soldier isn’t moving. 

“You there!” the sergeant shouts. “The imaginary enemy is advancing, and you’re caught in the crossfire. Action!” 

The recruit takes two steps to one side.

“What are you doing, man?” yells the sergeant, purple with fury. 

The recruit answers smartly, “I’m taking shelter behind an imaginary tree, Sergeant!”

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