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October 16, 2019

Unreasonable Expectations

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, "$500 if we fail to fill you order!" 

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where things turn chaotic.

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time, buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

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