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October 14, 2019

Ashes to Ashes

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time. She shows him into the living room, then excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make drinks. Left alone, he notices a little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up and is looking at it as she walks back in.

“What’s this?” he says.

“Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”

He pales, flinches and yanks his hand away.

“Yeah,” she adds. “He’s too lazy to go to the kitchen for an ashtray.”

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