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October 4, 2019

The Facts of Life

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

The fact is, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date with your Mom via e-mail, and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, googled each other, and your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a little pop-up appeared that said: “You’ve got male!”

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