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October 1, 2019

Supply and Demand

A man awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called 911 and gave his address to report the prowlers.

“Are they in your house?” the operator asked.

He said they were not, only in his storage shed behind the house. The operator said there were no cars available. The homeowner thanked the operator, hung up, counted to 30 and called again.

“I just called you about prowlers in my storage shed. Well, you don’t have to worry, I just shot them all dead!”

Within seconds there were three police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene. After capturing the prowlers red-handed, the police officer said to the homeowner, “I thought you said you had shot them all!”

The man answered, “I thought you said there were no police available!”

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