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September 18, 2019

Did You Ever Wonder...

… Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as “4’s?”

… Why you believe someone who you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?

… If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they be called Fed UP?

… Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

… What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

… How many seem to read the Bible more as they get older? Are they cramming for their final exam?

… Why they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why not put their pictures on postage stamps, so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

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