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August 23, 2019

Lights Out

A father sends his small boy to bed. Five minutes later....

“Da-ad....”

“What?”

 

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”

 

“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”

Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad.....”

“WHAT?”

“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??”

“I told you NO!” Now if you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”

Five minutes later...... “Daaaa-aaaad.....”

“WHAT!”

“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”

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