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August 12, 2019

Helping Each Other

A skydiver is enjoying his free fall, when he realizes that it is time for him to open his parachute. He pulls the ripcord, but nothing happens. Trying to remain calm, he reaches for his emergency parachute and pulls that ripcord. Again, nothing.

Now he begins to panic. “What am I going to do? I’m a goner!”

Just then, he sees another man flying up from the Earth toward him. When the man gets close enough, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”

“No!” the man yells back. “Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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