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May 13, 2019

Hospital Policy

A friend of mine was in the hospital to have her first child. When I called to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had.

I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told that it was against hospital policy to give this information over the phone.

“I can understand that,” I said. “But can you tell me what she didn’t have?”

“It wasn’t a boy,” came the reply.

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