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March 21, 2019

Book vs. Movie

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly, one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see. Ah, yes. It is from Gone with the Wind."

"And how is it?"

"Nothing much. The book was better."

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