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February 26, 2019

Wise Beyond Their Years

Two drunks were at a bar, pounding boilermakers and partying like fools. They were buying rounds, dancing, calling each other “professor” and generally causing a stir.

When the bartender asked about the celebration, the drunks boasted that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle—and in only two months!

“Two months?!” cried the bartender. “That's ridiculous. It shouldn’t take that long!!”

“Oh yeah?” says one. “Well, the box said 2-4 years!”

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