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December 27, 2018

You Know You're Getting Old When

An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Everything hurts--and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

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