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December 11, 2018

Sleepless Night

An accountant got out of bed and complained that he had not slept a wink.

"Why didn't you count sheep?" his wife asked

"I did, and that is what got me into trouble," the accountant replied. "I made a mistake during the first hour, and it took me until this morning to correct it."

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