Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Other Diversions

| More

December 5, 2018

Passing Away

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope: 'Now you have everything.'"


Current Item rating: 3.9 out of 5

Rate this Item:


...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
Your Rating:


   

Humor Archive | Submit your own Item


Previous items from the past weeks

December 4, 2018
Dream Big
Two boll weevils...

December 4, 2018
Quite a Fight
A man being mugged by two...

December 3, 2018
Mishap
People who drop...

December 3, 2018
Blessed Country
A donation is...

November 30, 2018
Words of Wisdom
One man said...

November 30, 2018
Thanksgiving Blessings
All the grandkids...

November 29, 2018
New Business
When two orthopedists...

November 29, 2018
Three Wishes
A man was on a beach...

November 28, 2018
Cooking Class
I teach a...

November 28, 2018
Sense of Humor
I would tell...

November 27, 2018
New Family Member
Little Johnny's new...

November 27, 2018
Generation Gap
A college student...

November 26, 2018
Sense of Smell
How old is...

November 26, 2018
Gone Fishing
Two friends rented...

November 23, 2018
Lonely Hearts Club
A man looking for love...


See humor archive
Advertisements
 
NLB Corporation

 
ABKaelin, LLC

 
DeFelsko Corporation

 
SAFE Systems, Inc.

 
WEFTEC Show

 
Modern Safety Techniques

 
Fischer Technology Inc.

 
KTA-Tator, Inc. - Corporate Office

 
Sauereisen, Inc.

 
Tarps manufacturing, Inc.

 
 
 

Technology Publishing Co., 1501 Reedsdale Street, Suite 2008, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

TEL 1-412-431-8300  • FAX  1-412-431-5428  •  EMAIL webmaster@paintsquare.com


The Technology Publishing Network

PaintSquare the Journal of Protective Coatings & Linings Paint BidTracker

 
EXPLORE:      JPCL   |   PaintSquare News   |   Interact   |   Buying Guides   |   Webinars   |   Resources   |   Classifieds
REGISTER AND SUBSCRIBE:      Free PaintSquare Registration   |   Subscribe to JPCL   |   Subscribe to PaintSquare News
MORE:      About PaintSquare.com   |   Privacy Policy   |   Terms & Conditions   |   Support   |   Site Map   |   Search   |   Contact Us