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November 21, 2018

Just to be Sure

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether he had checked the patient’s pulse before signing the death certificate.

“No,” the doctor said. “I did not check his pulse.”

“And did you listen for a heartbeat?” asked the lawyer.

“No I did not.”

“So,” said the lawyer, “when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead.”

“Well, let me put it this way,” the doctor said. “The man’s brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere.”

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