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November 19, 2018

Strange Music

A couple days after Mozart died and was buried, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard strange music coming from the grave. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest.

The priest bent close to the grave and also heard some faint snatches of music. Frightened, the priest ran and got the undertaker.

When the undertaker arrived, he bent his ear to the grave and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony. There's the Seventh ... the Sixth ... the Fifth ..."

Perplexed and frightened, the town drunk and the priest asked what the heck was going on.

"Simple," replied the undertaker. "He's decomposing."

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