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November 13, 2018

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was "No!"

"Well," she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A 5-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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