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July 31, 2018

Looking for Dinner

A tramp knocked on the door of the inn known as St. George and the Dragon. The landlord answered the door.

The tramp said, “Could you give a poor man something to eat?”

"No,” said the man, slamming the door in his face. 

The tramp knocked again and said, “Could I have a few words with George?”

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