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June 21, 2018

On Trial

Prosecutor: "I'll ask you one last time, did you kill the victim?"

Defendant: "No, sir, I did not."

Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"

Defendant: "Yes, sir, I do. And I know they're a lot better than the penalty for murder."

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