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June 12, 2018

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asks a young engineer fresh out of college, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" 

The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." 

The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every two yearssay, a red Corvette?" 

The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" 

And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

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