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June 4, 2018

Telling the Truth

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" 

The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" 

The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."

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