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May 31, 2018

Making a Living

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My dad's an accountant. What does your dad do for a living?" asked Billy. 

Tommy replied, "My dad's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.

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