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May 25, 2018

The Magician

Teacher: "What does your father do for a living?"

Student: "He is a magician."

Teacher: "What is his favorite trick?"

Student: "He cuts people in two."

Teacher: "How many brothers and sisters do you have?"

Student: "One half-brother and one half-sister..."

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