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May 23, 2018

Tricky Names

A New York family bought a ranch out west, where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.

"Well," said the would-be cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy Y."

"But, where are all your cattle?"
 
"None have survived the branding."

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