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April 17, 2018

Horse Sense

Some race horses were talking in their stable one night when one of them started bragging about his track record. "I won eight of my last 15 races!”

Another horse interrupted, saying, "Well, in the last 27 races I’ve run, I won 19!"

"Well that's good and all, but in the last 36 races I’ve run, I won 28!” said another horse, flicking his tail.

At this point the horses noticed a greyhound sitting there listening to their whole conversation. "I don't mean to boast," said the greyhound, "but I won 88 of my last 90 races!”

The horses were clearly amazed. "Wow!" said one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"

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