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May 27, 2011

All Bets Are Off

A guy is reading the paper when his wife walks up and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?!" he asks.

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

"Jeez, honey,” the guy says. “Remember last week, when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the horse I went there to bet on."

She shrugs and walks away. Three days later, the man is again reading the paper when his wife walks up and again smacks him on the back of the head with the pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."

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