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July 18, 2014

The Payoff

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?”

“I’d take my half and leave you,” she says.

“Great!” he says. “I won $12 yesterday. Here’s 6 bucks. Drop me a note, and let me know where you end up.” 

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