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March 4, 2014

Fred Can't Win

Fred is 32 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married, Fred? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”

Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I’ve wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother never likes them.”

His friend says, “I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your mother?”

A few months later, they meet again. “So, Fred, did you find a girl yet?” the friend asks. “Did your mother like her?”

With a frown, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother, and you were right: My mother liked her very much.”

“So what’s the problem?” the friend says.

“My father couldn’t stand her.”

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