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December 12, 2013

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December 11, 2013
Pulling His Weight
My grandfather worked...

December 10, 2013
An Ideal Marriage
Adam and Eve had...

December 9, 2013
Let's Be Frank
A couple was having...

December 6, 2013
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Homicide victims...

December 5, 2013
Brutally Literal
An old couple...

December 4, 2013
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Statistics show...

December 3, 2013
Making an Impression
A history professor...

December 2, 2013
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Republicans turned off...

November 27, 2013
A Winning Hand?
A woman once said...

November 26, 2013
Count Your Blessings
A distraught older woman...

November 25, 2013
Happy Hunting
Two hunters were relaxing...

November 22, 2013
Not So Fast
Two small county judges...

November 21, 2013
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is...

November 20, 2013
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Lady Jacks...

November 19, 2013
Ironing it Out
The employee arrived...

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