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November 26, 2013

Count Your Blessings

A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.”

Quickly, her husband exclaims, “Boy, honey, do you have good eyesight!”

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