Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Other Diversions

| More

November 21, 2013

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?Pleeeeeeeeeze!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog
: Light bulb? I don’t see any light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound
: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat’s Answer
: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

All of which proves that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Current Item rating: 3.4 out of 5

Rate this Item:


...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
Your Rating:


   

Humor Archive | Submit your own Item


Previous items from the past weeks

November 20, 2013
Extra! Extra!
Lady Jacks...

November 20, 2013
Educational Toy
The young mother examined a new...

November 19, 2013
Ironing it Out
The employee arrived...

November 19, 2013
Seems Legit
Seems Legit...

November 18, 2013
Lighting the Field
How many field engineers...

November 18, 2013
Fear of Commitment
At the end of our first date...

November 18, 2013
Three Days After Easter
Following the resurrection...

November 15, 2013
On The Table
Did you hear about...

November 15, 2013
Diagnosis
A mother takes her son to a psychiatrist...

November 14, 2013
Perfect Record
I’ve never flown before...

November 14, 2013
Generous to a Fault
The husband was late and the wife was...

November 13, 2013
If He Had a Hammer
From the bench...

November 13, 2013
The Writing's on the Wall
A salesman was testifying in divorce...

November 12, 2013
A Matter of Fact
A grenade thrown...

November 12, 2013
The Art of Discretion
Six guys are playing poker...


See humor archive
Advertisements
 
Modern Safety Techniques

 
SAFE Systems, Inc.

 
KTA-Tator, Inc. - Corporate Office

 
Fischer Technology Inc.

 
Sauereisen, Inc.

 
AWWA (American Water Works Association)

 
 
 

Technology Publishing Co., 1501 Reedsdale Street, Suite 2008, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

TEL 1-412-431-8300  • FAX  1-412-431-5428  •  EMAIL webmaster@paintsquare.com


The Technology Publishing Network

PaintSquare the Journal of Protective Coatings & Linings Paint BidTracker

 
EXPLORE:      JPCL   |   PaintSquare News   |   Interact   |   Buying Guides   |   Webinars   |   Resources   |   Classifieds
REGISTER AND SUBSCRIBE:      Free PaintSquare Registration   |   Subscribe to JPCL   |   Subscribe to PaintSquare News
MORE:      About PaintSquare.com   |   Privacy Policy   |   Terms & Conditions   |   Support   |   Site Map   |   Search   |   Contact Us