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November 19, 2013

Ironing it Out

The employee arrived at work one morning with both ears bandaged.

When his boss asked him what happened, he explained, “Yesterday, I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang--and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!”

“Wow, that’s too bad,” the boss said, “but what about the other ear?”

“They called back!”

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