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September 4, 2013

Another Jerk

My wife and I were having breakfast one morning, when I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to sell all my stuff immediately.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you will eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”

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