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August 27, 2013

The Most Power

A teacher in a political science class asked the students, “Who has the most power in the U.S.?”

“The president’s dog,” a student answered.

“Why?”

“Because the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to the office staff, looks after his well-being before the voters’, defers official duties in favor of him, and he gets to board Air Force One first.”

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