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August 16, 2013

Careful What You Wish For

I was talking to a girl at the bar last night.

She said, “You know, if you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your hair cut, you wouldn’t look half bad.”

So I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your cute friend over there, instead of you.”

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