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August 9, 2013

Lucky 7

After leaving the racetrack, Bill bumped into his old friend Pete on the bus.

“How’s it going?” said Pete.

“Going?” said Bill. “You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me: What’s today’s date?”

“July 7.”

“Right. The seventh day of the seventh month. I go to the track at seven minutes past 7. My son is seven years old today, and we live at number 7 Seventh Avenue.”

“Let me guess,” Peter interrupted. “You put everything you had on the seventh horse in the seventh race.”

“Right.”

“And he won?”

“No. He came in seventh.”

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