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May 24, 2013

Say a Prayer

Mo is attending a revival when the preacher invites people with special intentions to step forward to be prayed over.

When it’s his turn, Mo says, “Reverend, I need you to pray for my hearing.”

The preacher puts one finger in Mo’s ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, “Mo, how’s your hearing now?”

Mo says, “I don’t know, Reverend. It’s not until next Monday.”

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