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September 10, 2010

The Dognosis

A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him?

“Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No, because he’s really heavy.”

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