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September 9, 2010

Men vs. Wild

Three men are traveling in the Amazon;  a teacher, a doctor, and an engineer. They get captured by some angry natives and are about to be tortured.

The head of the tribe says to the teacher, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The teacher responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.

When he is finished the teacher has huge welts on his back and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul him away, and say to the doctor, “What do you want on your back?”

“I will take nothing!” says the brave doctor, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

“What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the engineer. He responds, “I’ll take the doctor.”

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