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September 3, 2010

The Power to Heal…or not

Two painters and a municipal worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first painter asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war…can you help me?”

“Of course, my son”, Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back, he felt relief for the first time in years.

The second painter, who wore very thick glasses for reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight.

Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the municipal worker, he threw his hands in the air and cried defensively, “Don’t touch me! I’m on long term disability.”

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