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August 31, 2010

Would You Marry Again?

A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.

“Honey,” the wife said, “if I died would you get married again?”

The husband said, “Never, my dear.”

The wife responded with, “I’m sure you would.”

So the husband said, “Okay, I would”

“Would you let her sleep in our bed?” the wife asked.

“Oh honey, I couldn’t,” said the husband.

The wife replied, “Oh, I’m sure you would.”

And the husband replied, “Well, I suppose so.”

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her wear my clothes?”

“I doubt she’d want to,” the husband said. “They’d be way too big on her.”

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