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August 12, 2010
Susan
The mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was getting too involved with boys. Worried that the girl might become pregnant, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He told her that her daughter needed to be on birth control, that she should have a talk with her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her the box of condoms.
The girl started to laugh and said, "Oh Mom, you don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
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