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August 9, 2010

Wal-Mart

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The second guy says, “That's OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I'm getting a little desperate.”

The first guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”

The second guy says, “Well, she’s 27 yrs old, tall, with long red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”

To which the first guy says, “Doesn't matter, let’s look for yours.”

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