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December 17, 2013

Making Change

An incompetent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.

He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money is to find a remote place where the people aren't too bright, and change his phony money for real cash.

He travels to a little town in a rural area and walks into a small "Mom and Pop" grocery store. He goes up to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"

The old man replies, "I sure do, Sonny. How would you like that? An 8 and a 7 or two 6s and a three?"

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