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December 13, 2013

Goodbye, Mother

A young man is walking through a supermarket, picking up a few things, when he notices an old lady following him. He ignores her, but when he reaches the checkout line, she gets in front of him.

“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if my staring has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who I haven’t seen in a long time.”

“That’s a shame,” replied the young man. “Is there anything I can do for you?”

“Yes,” she said. “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother!’ It would make me feel so much better.”

“Sure!” answered the young man. As the old woman left, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” He then stepped up to the counter, where he saw that his total was $127.50. “How can that be?” he asked. “I only bought a few things!”

“Your mother said you‘d pay for her,” said the clerk.

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