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December 2, 2013

God Loves Drunk People Too

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 a.m. by pounding on the door.

The man gets up and opens the door. There, standing in the pouring rain, a drunken stranger asks for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband. “It’s 3 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed

"Who was that?" asks his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?"

"No, I did not. It’s 3 a.m. and pouring rain out there!"

“You should be ashamed of yourself!” says his wife. "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?”

"God loves drunk people, too, you know."

Resigned, the man gets dressed and goes out in the rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes!"

"Do you still need a push?"

"Yes, please!"

"Where are you?" asks the husband.
 
"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.

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