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June 15, 2021

Comic Conductor

Halfway between New York City and Washington, D.C., the train’s engine fell silent.

“I’ve got good news and bad news,” the conductor announced. “The bad news is we lost power.” The passengers groaned.

“The good news,” he added, “is we weren’t cruising at 30,000 feet.”

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