Jokes and Other Diversions


February 10, 2023

The Object

In an eighth-grade English class, Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”

Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”

“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Neill, “but what is the object?”

“To get the best grade possible,” said Paul


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