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June 17, 2010

Justice is Served

Taking his seat in his chambers, the Chicago judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

“You, attorney Smith, gave me $15,000,” the judge continued. “And you, attorney Jones, gave me $10,000.”

“Do you really think a few thousand dollars is going to make a difference?” the judge said. “Do you take me for a complete idiot?”

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to attorney Smith.

“I'm returning $5,000,” he said. “Now we can decide this case solely on its merits.”

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