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November 1, 2012

Good Lord!

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and is stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

The minister says, “Just water.”

The state trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The minister looks down at the bottle and says, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

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