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October 29, 2012
Gifts For Teacher
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son brought a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter had a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed.
“No,” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop. “Champagne?”
“No,” said the boy. “It’s a puppy!”
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