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October 29, 2012

Gifts For Teacher

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist’s son brought a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter had a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

“Is it wine?” she guessed.

“No,” the boy replied.

She tasted another drop. “Champagne?”

“No,” said the boy. “It’s a puppy!”

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